August 2010
2 posts
Priscilla can't say pistachio
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July 2010
1 post
Educate those in the education business
I started my 2nd Summer semester classes last week. The only book I needed was for my History 1301 class. US History up to 1865. There’s a lot to read so I looked for options. The actual paper book retails brand new at $105.10 at BigWords.com. I found some cheaper ones online at BigWords.com and Amazon, but the semester is only 5 weeks and I dont want to get the book halfway through. (And...
May 2010
1 post
Bailey test video
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April 2010
2 posts
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December 2009
3 posts
messing up priscilla's tap tap revenge game on her...
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I might get evicted.
This odd. Just the other day I got a check from my apartment complex for $51.05 refund on my pet deposit when we moved from another apartment. I guess they realized they made a mistake and gave me too much back. Yesterday I got this letter…. <img src=”http://charliemoreno.net/v4/images/1-lockout.jpg”> So I replied with this……. <img...
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Good help is not so hard to find
I began looking for a maid a few days ago. Not really looking, but asking friends in El Paso that are on twitter and facebook if they can recommend anyone. I got a few messages and began making calls and sending out emails. Here’s one of those emails to a cleaning service somebody referred me to. This is not what I expected. Apparently it was a prank. And that prank got even funnier. I...
November 2009
2 posts
Abbey has ADD, Insomnia, and restless leg...
Today I left the bedroom window open so some noise woke Bailey, but he usually sleeps the entire time. Abbey on the other hand always does this. A few times I’ve walked in to see her upside down, on her back down kicking the crate bed around with her back legs and shaking her front paws like she’s praying. Download now or watch on posterous 2009-11-05-16-13.mov...
Abbey has ADD, Insomnia, and restless leg...
Today I left the bedroom window open so some noise woke Bailey, but he usually sleeps the entire time. Abbey on the other hand always does this. A few times I’ve walked in to see her upside down, on her back down kicking the crate bed around with her back legs and shaking her front paws like she’s praying.For uncensored posts, photos, and more please visit my website, charliemoreno.net...
September 2009
68 posts
I think I just ACED my government test!! Luckily the essay question was about 2 Girls 1 Cup
http://twitpic.com/j5ehx - Friday Night Lights
I must be getting used to my glasses because I just layed face down on my pillow wearing them.
Support Opie And Anthony, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twibbon.com/join/Opie-And-Anthony
today as i was walking out of school i saw a couple making out. i noticed they both had serious acne. I said “ew” out loud.
Whoopie Goldberg is hot.
We have Net Neutrality legislation! Tell Congress to pass it: www.savetheinternet.com #netneutrality
RT @meatyluis: @charliemoreno I’m hoping to start doing stand up soon. Any tips? - DON’T SUCK
Dr. Phil’s show is live outdoors in Pennsylvania, where’s flight 93 when you need it?
#FollowFriday @usmcphillips @little_bastard @QBKILLA @ohbjuan @SarahKSilverman @joerogandotnet @AdamRichman @mayhemmiller @AriShaffir
http://twitpic.com/i4jrj - BEFORE: 3 ribs, potato salad, and steak fries
I am so tired. I just asked Ocean Water at Wendy’s.
http://twitpic.com/i4k5d - This is why I love her. Okay, one reason.
I’m 100% sure one of my college professors is borderline retarded.
I have a show tonight in El Paso, TX @ Mavericks East @ 10pm. I’ll be watching UFC & The Ultimate Fighter season premier until then.
El Paso, TX: I’m teaching defensive driving classes this Sat at the Petro in Horizon 9am-3pm & Sun. Sep 27 @ Double Dave’s 9am-3pm.
One student at school found out I’m a comedian. I’m creating new facebook and myspace profiles. I’ll need some friends for those.
“No one puts baby in the coroner’s”. RIP Patrick Swayze
http://twitpic.com/hrvdx - There’s a monster living under our couch
El Paso, TX: I’m performing tomorrow night at Maverick’s on Montana (by Airway). Show starts about 10pm.
She caught the monster. http://twitpic.com/hrw7z
RT @usmcphillips: @charliemoreno I think that I was a little more direct with my criticisms of the dead bitch’s kid.- LMAO
Why are so many people sarcastically saying Kanye’s mom would be so proud? She’s dead.
http://twitpic.com/hoewm - Bailey is ready for bed.
http://twitpic.com/hof4f - Abbey not ready for bed.
I’m cheering for any team playing against the cowboys. Even if they were playing the KKK or Washington Generals.
I’m about to pick up our new westie puppy
http://twitpic.com/hikgm - Our new baby
I’m taking Bailey to the pool today. If you’re in El Paso its dog swim day at Nations Tobin Park- $2 per dog. Free for owners
bailey and abbey playing chase http://post.ly/4oaN
Hey everyone, meet our new 6 mo old puppy “Abbey” http://twitpic.com/hjaa4 - Bailey’s new sister.
bailey and abbey playing chase
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RT @willconley777: We Will Never Forget the milk. - TRUE. SO TRUE
Patrick Milligan: Wow, it’s 9/11 today. Seems like it was only yesterday that it was 9/10 - YES IT DOES! NEVER FORGET
This is crazy. Sounds like something I would do: http://bit.ly/XghUb
RT @BreakingNews: Helicopter operated by the Mexican navy crashes in Veracruz state, killing 2 injuring 3. - Mexico has a Navy? They HAD
Poll: should I create new facebook & mysace profiles to give out to classmates or just let them find out I’m a comedian?
Pat Dixon: Just because you remember where you were doesn’t make it an interesting story. - I WAS TAKING A DUMP ON MY GIRLFRIEND’S CHEST
My english professor approved my reflection essay topic. I feel I’m cheating because its the same dark material I’ve done for years